The Job Thread

[Rev]

Are any of our regulars from Oklahoma?

@Chocolate Lab knows this answer.

 

[boozeman]

Speaking of unattractive females, I have yet to meet any Labor Relations SME that is even remotely fuckable. Now this one in my building is a big time Butter Face that won’t shut up.

 

[boozeman]

Well, at least the dumb ass is gone.

I have never seen such a joke of an HR professional in my life.

 

[boozeman]

So a big problem I am having now are people that are demanding that we list them in by their “chosen” not legal name. That means when they are entered into our HRIS system, they can go by the name ”Cornbread” or “Bookie” or “Juicy”. Of course, their check will read their proper name. But they want this record of their name.

Fucking peasants!

 

[p1_]

So a big problem I am having now are people that are demanding that we list them in by their “chosen” not legal name. That means when they are entered into our HRIS system, they can go by the name ”Cornbread” or “Bookie” or “Juicy”. Of course, their check will read their proper name. But they want this record of their name.

Fucking peasants!

where does the chosen name appear?

 

[boozeman]

where does the chosen name appear?

Of course, some of the radical yutes want it on their name badge. But they don’t want to pay for a new one each time they change their “handle”. I have one fucking guy who is mad because I will not allow him to change his badge name to Big Money Wil, which he has made clear is his budding rap artist name and that is how he “identifies” now.

Fuck. My. Life.

 

[bbgun]

When I get a job there, I want you to call me Loofa.

 

[boozeman]

When I get a job there, I want you to call me Loofa.

You earned that dur. And you know it.

 

[bbgun]

I'm reporting you to my shop steward.

 

[Irving Cowboy]

Well at least you can be sure no one wants “P Diddy” on their name tag right now.

 

[boozeman]

I'm reporting you to my shop steward.

You do that. Union personnel are the weakest cunts in my universe.

 

[Cotton]

When I get a job there, I want you to call me Loofa.

Fucking POTD.

 

[p1_]

Of course, some of the radical yutes want it on their name badge. But they don’t want to pay for a new one each time they change their “handle”. I have one fucking guy who is mad because I will not allow him to change his badge name to Big Money Wil, which he has made clear is his budding rap artist name and that is how he “identifies” now.

Fuck. My. Life.

I feel for you, man.

 

[roughneck266]

Of course, some of the radical yutes want it on their name badge. But they don’t want to pay for a new one each time they change their “handle”. I have one fucking guy who is mad because I will not allow him to change his badge name to Big Money Wil, which he has made clear is his budding rap artist name and that is how he “identifies” now.

Fuck. My. Life.

I will require "Big Daddy MooseCock". Thank you for your cooperation.

 

[boozeman]

I had to terminate two 20-year company associates today and it felt so damn good.

 

[Cotton]

I had to terminate two 20-year company associates today and it felt so damn good.

Been there.

 

[boozeman]

Been there.

These two cunts were the absolute pits.

One of the dumb but not so dumb but yeah he is really dumb ones. He thought he was untouchable. I chose violence, Decided to hit up my new Arkie hottie boss and she was like fuck him. Let him challenge it. I will support you, no question.

I wanna fuk this woman now.

 

[boozeman]

I also got told by Arkie hottie that I have a job in Arkansas if I want it. Thing is, I don’t really want to move there.

 

[Irving Cowboy]

I also got told by Arkie hottie that I have a job in Arkansas if I want it. Thing is, I don’t really want to move there.

A move again so soon? Fack that shat.

 

[boozeman]

A move again so soon? Fack that shat.

It really would not be that bad to get a solid 30K in base. But that would probably get gobbled up.