Recent content by Sheik

If Mazi’s friends and family cared about him, they’d sell/return all the shit he bought for them and put that money away for him. He’s going to need it back.

The symmetry of Emmitt’s career with him rushing for 937 yards as a rookie and 937 in his last year, it’s still crazy to me when I randomly think of it from time to time.

That was pretty solid scare tactic type shit.

I’ll be the devil on your shoulder, ole chap. Go fuck that lady. Don’t do it though unless you really DON’T wanna get caught. I’m a firm believer that you only get caught if you want to get caught. Or the bitch could be unstable and like it too much. She’ll show up at your home or job...

I don’t think it will be any of those.

Breaking: After meeting and signing, Ezekiel Elliot will now be wearing a bulky knee brace and taking away carries from a yet to be identified more productive RB.

We’ve only been in the shelter twice before in 18 months living here. Tornados usually go over the top of us and not down into our valley, and that’s if they even get close. 3 sirens last night is far from the norm.

I heard it was bad, but damn.

Fuckin sirens went off in our town just long enough to get me awake from a dead sleep and soaking wet taking the panicked kids out to the shelter.

We have a guy named Snoop Conner? The fuck is up with that?

I’ll pm my high school highlight reel here in a sec.

I’m pretty sure if I took a photo of myself and slapped an “RB” on it and a random college, most of you would be standing on the table to draft me.

Greg should stick to punting.

Could be.

Do we though? They are still reeling from overpaying Zeke. I think the Jones faggots are just extremely arrogant and think they can slap a star on anyone and get production enough for keeping the team relevant and their cash cow producing.